May 2013
blessthebutt:
my favorite flavor of cake is more
April 2013
cosmo tip #420
expertcosmotips:
turn his dick into a bong
cosmo tip #654
expertcosmotips:
put trace amounts of heroin into your vagina so he’ll be addicted and keep coming back for more
March 2013
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want